Union Rules & Hookers----
A dedicated Teamsters
Union worker was attending a convention in
Las Vegas and decided to checkOut the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,
"Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered
Offended at such u nfair dealings, the union man
stomped off down the str eet
In search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized
shop. His search continued
Until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why
Yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut
do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room,
and pointed to a stunningly Attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then
she gesturedTo a 92-year old woman in the corner,
"but Ethel here has 67 years
Seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
