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Post by chilidog on Feb 9, 2008 19:14:55 GMT -5
Ok, I'll be the first to admit. I do talk to my bike.
I sometimes go out to my garage which is unheated and apologize to my bike because I haven't "seen" her in a couple of weeks. I promise her that we will be together soon and I tell her about the "things" I have bought for her and will give her when the weather warms up.
Anyone else this close to thier bikes or am I the only one??
C'mon, be honest!!
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lloyd
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Post by lloyd on Feb 10, 2008 9:39:11 GMT -5
OK Chilly-Dog, first of all be careful of the word HONEST, it scares alot of people, including me. But here I go any way. Yes I do talk to my bike and I even enjoy quiet conversations with my B.F.F. "LIL LLOYD", a few other things I wish not to talk about yet. my doctor told me to be selective on who I choose to talk to, but its ok if talk about these issue's so I'm hoping I can talk to you in strict confidence. By the way my doctor is won of the best so I thought I would pass his name on to you if you find that you need someone to talk to. his name is DR. ANIMAL MD.  |
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Post by chilidog on Feb 10, 2008 18:24:02 GMT -5
Lloyd my bud, You know that anything you say to me here stays HERE! My lips are sealed, you have my word!  I dont think there is a darn thing wrong with us talking to our bikes. It is a perfectly natural male bonding trait that i'm sure most females can't understand. I have also heard that you have been buying many gifts for your bike and there is also nothing wrong with that. As far as Dr. Animal, I have heard through the grape vine that he hasn't passed his medical exam. Besides, he's been in training to be a gynocoligist for the last 20 years, big help HE would be! Good luck to you dude and give the wife a BIG wet one from me.  [glow=grey,2,300]ChiliDog[/glow] |
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Post by gyno on Feb 12, 2008 20:28:54 GMT -5
Hey , I talk to my bikes all the time.yeah its normal.Ya know the old saying ya never see a bike parked outside a Shrinks office.I even go as far as naming my bikes+ having birthday parties for em.I named my Benelli the day i bought her in 1975.Her name is Allotta girl thingy.{i had the name before the Austin Powers movie}I cant disclose the names of my other bikes cuz theyre named after past broads+ i dont want to piss off the current one cuz she'll be dumped before riding season starts- + the next bike will be named after her.
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stroker
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Post by stroker on Feb 17, 2008 16:41:43 GMT -5
Went out to talk to my bike today.........It SLAPED ME!
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lloyd
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Post by lloyd on Feb 17, 2008 19:43:20 GMT -5
hey stroker, when you say you talked to her, did you mean you tried to stick her with your poker in the tail pipe while talking to her?
If so your lucky the slap is all you got!
Also your secret is safe with me, I'll never tell the Pam.
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Post by Jester on Feb 17, 2008 19:54:58 GMT -5
...and here I thought he was playing with her jugs
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Post by gyno on Feb 18, 2008 21:48:11 GMT -5
I'll tell Pam
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